You know who invented the web contact form?  Albert Einstein.  That’s right.  He was working in the garden one day and heard his phone ringing.  He hustled into the house, but it quit ringing before he could answer.  Right then and there he knew he needed a way for people to leave him a message if he got stuck in the garden again.  True story.  No, don’t go ask your mother if that’s true…  You don’t believe your old man?